Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
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A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Writing to Grandma
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No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
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Prison Versus Housewives
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Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.