What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
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A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
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Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
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A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
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A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...