A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...