Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...