Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...