Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...