Bubble and squeak!
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Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Top ten least popular self help books
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Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...