Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...