Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...