What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
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Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Should have glasses
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