Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...