Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...