St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...