Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...