No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...