Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...