A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...