Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”