Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...