Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!