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Yo mama is so dirty
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Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
The Blonde and the Alligator
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When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
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Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Visual joke
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Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...