Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...