Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...