In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...