In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...