She’s new to football
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Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...