Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...