Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...