Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...