58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.