Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...