Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...