The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...