Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...