Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...