This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...