You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...