Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.