Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...