Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...