What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...