The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...