Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...