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If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
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Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Classified Ad Bloopers
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Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
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One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...