7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...