Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....