Three vampires go to a bar
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What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Irishman went to a pet shop
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Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Uncovering a scam
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Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...