Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong