I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...