Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive