Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...