yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...