Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...