Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...