Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.