MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...