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A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
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A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
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Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
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A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
How do you open a can of beer?
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