Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...