Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...