Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!