The Hat
The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...