What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints