Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...